Friday, January 25, 2008

Scenes from the life of a 3 year old

Act 1
Setting :Publix (Publix has the grocery carts that look like cars with steering wheels with horns)

Situation: Stocker blocking entire aisle unnecessarily

Stocker (to Zach): Hi there are you going to honk your horn at me?
Zach: No that is rude. Excuse me sir.
Stocker and me: uncontrollable laughter

Act 2
Setting : Bathroom

Situation: Zach just dunked his finger into the toilet and then put it in his mouth (luckily, I think??? there was nothing in there)

Me: Zach don't ever do that. That is disgusting. Toilets are very dirty...blah blah blah
Zach: But mom I was seeing if the water was too cold to go swimming
Stocker and me: uncontrollable laughter

Keri was right kids make you laugh

2 comments:

Keri Donald said...

Great stories! One question though... What was the stocker doing with you guys in the bathroom? :)

Angelle said...

I love the rude comment. At least you know he knows. :)